“We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged.” Heinrich Heine
“We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged.” Heinrich Heine
Category: Funny Quotes
“One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.” Josh Billings
“One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.” Josh Billings
“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.” George Burns
“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.” George Burns
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.” Diane Von Furstenberg
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.” Diane Von Furstenberg
“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” Gertrude Stein
“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” Gertrude Stein
“I embrace my rival, but only to strangle him.” Jean Racine
“I embrace my rival, but only to strangle him.” Jean Racine