Funny Quotes, Life Quotes “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” Earl Wilson
Funny Quotes, Optimism Quotes “A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.” Don Marquis
Funny Quotes, Money and Wealth Quotes “Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.” Spike Milligan
Funny Quotes “Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.” Charles M. Schulz
Funny Quotes, Think Different Quotes “An idea isn’t responsible for the people who believe in it.” Don Marquis