“Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies.” Rick Riordan
“Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies.” Rick Riordan
Category: Funny Quotes
“Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.” Dorothy Parker
“Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.” Dorothy Parker
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” Dorothy Parker
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” Dorothy Parker
“Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles.” Nora Roberts
“Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles.” Nora Roberts
“Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.” Groucho Marx
“Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.” Groucho Marx
“Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.” Elwyn Brooks White
“Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.” Elwyn Brooks White