“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.” W. Somerset Maugham
“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.” W. Somerset Maugham
Category: Funny Quotes
“I always advise people never to give advice.” P. G. Wodehouse
“I always advise people never to give advice.” P. G. Wodehouse
“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.” Douglas Adams
“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.” Douglas Adams
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” Mel Brooks
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” Mel Brooks
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” Bernard Meltzer
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” […]
“People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong.” Bill Vaughan
“People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong.” Bill Vaughan