“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” Bob Hope
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” Bob Hope
Category: Funny Quotes
“The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.” Katharine Whitehorn
“The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.” Katharine Whitehorn
“Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.” Ambrose Bierce
“Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.” Ambrose Bierce
“Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.” Ambrose Bierce
“Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.” Ambrose Bierce
“There are two types of misfortunes: our own failures and other’s success.” Ambrose Bierce
“There are two types of misfortunes: our own failures and other’s success.” Ambrose Bierce
“I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.” James Broughton
“I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.” James Broughton