Funny Quotes, Optimism Quotes, Positive Thinking Quotes “A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.” William Arthur Ward
Funny Quotes, Life Quotes “We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.” Alfred Newman
Funny Quotes, People Quotes, Think Different Quotes, Wisdom Quotes “When science discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find they are not it.” Bernard Baily
Funny Quotes, Wisdom Quotes “It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.” Sam Levenson
Funny Quotes “If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.” Sam Levenson