Anonymous Quotes, Funny Quotes, Wisdom Quotes “It’s only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.” Unknown
Funny Quotes, Success Quotes, Think Different Quotes “I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it.” Jonathan Winters
Funny Quotes, Life Quotes “It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.” W. Somerset Maugham
Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes “Blind Man: A fish saved my life once. Cord: How? Blind Man: I ate him!” Circle of Iron
Funny Quotes, Money and Wealth Quotes, Think Different Quotes “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.” Jackie Mason
Funny Quotes, Success Quotes “A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.” Lana Turner