Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Motivation is about the causes of behavior and asks only one question: Why? You can also make your own comment in line with the statements set out below. Why did the chicken cross the road?
EDUCATOR: To get to the other side of the road.
PLATO: For a more meaningful value
ARISTOTLE: Chickens, by nature, cross the road.
KARL MARX: Historically inevitable
SADDAM HUSSEIN: It was a provocative act of the rioters and we had every right to fire fifty tons of nerve gas at this chicken.
RONALD REAGAN: I forgot
CAPTAIN KIRK: To go where no chicken has been before
HIPPOCRATES: Because he has an excess of laziness in his pancreas.
ANDERSEN CONSULTING: With the disorder on the chicken’s side, it was threatening its dominant position in the market. Chicken saw that it faced fundamental challenges in developing the competencies needed to survive in new competitive markets. Working in partnership with Andersen Consulting’s client, he assisted the chicken, having it review a physical distribution strategy and realization processes…
LOUIS FARRAKHAN: See, the road symbolizes the nigger. The chicken “gone over” the nigger; because he wanted to trample her under her feet and humiliate her.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR: I see a world where all chickens cross freely and in this context, I don’t ask why.
MOSES: And God came down from heaven and said to the chicken, “Cross the road!” And the chicken crossed the other side of the road, and there was great happiness.
FOX MULDER: You saw the chicken cross the street with your own eyes. How many more chickens will have to cross over before you believe it?
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross. I repeat: the chicken did not cross.
MACHIAVELLI: The decisive point is that the chicken has crossed. Why to whom? The fact that it has been crossed to the other side of the road justifies the reasons.
JERRY SEINFELD: Why would anyone cross over? So why doesn’t anyone ask the question: “What the hell could the chicken have been doing there?”
SIGMUND FREUD: Your preoccupation with the fact that the chicken has crossed over reveals your subconscious sexual ambiguity.
BILL GATES: I recently released the new Chicken Office 2000 series. This series will not only cross the street but also help you process eggs, and important documents and balance your account balance.
OLIVER STONE: The question isn’t: “Why does the chicken cross the street?” Question: “While we were observing the chicken, who else crossed over at the same time that we hastily overlooked?”
DARWIN: Chickens have been chosen by nature over a long period of time. They are now genetically capable of crossing the road.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken is crossing or the street beneath it is moving depends on the framework of relativity.
BUDDHA: You are denying your own chicken with this question.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross…transcendentally got beyond
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die for. in the rain.
BILL CLINTON: I’ve never been alone with this chicken.
Helmut Fuchs, Andreas Huber – “Die 16 Lebensmotive”
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